Shipping & returns · Coming soon

Jars first.
Shipping second.

You’ve found the shipping & returns page. Slight problem: we haven’t shipped a jar yet.

No Nasties is still getting ready to launch. There are labels to sort, details to nail down, and one owner discovering that “start a mayonnaise business” was quite a long to-do list.

So, for now, here’s a robot. Excellent at standing around. Absolutely no experience in logistics.

Orders aren’t open yet.

We’ll put delivery costs, timings and returns information here before you can place an order.

Employee of the month*
Blame the owner.
I just work here.

*Only employee who was ready for the photo.